official best call of the day:
lady - "yeh, i have a wireless mouse and i think its leaking."
me - "leaking?"
lady - "i think the batteries are leaking, the bottom is covered in sticky stuff and when i take the bottom off, it looks like the batteries are leaking."
me - "okay, ill put it in for you"
lady - "it tastes real acidy"
me - "alright"

:doh: dont taste battery acid