One of my co-workers took an unusual leave from work after going out for a service call, he should have been gone about an hour but was gone for almost 2.

He arrived back at the shop and I asked where he went and he was like "Dude after that service call I was on the way back and SHARTED, and had to stop at home cause I shat my drawers"

November 2005 is the month we remember as the day he shat his drawers.