Originally Posted by burnrubber
I'm catholic, and that's a bit harsh. I'm not a Bible humper, hardly ever read from it. I do go to church almost every sunday and I don't like it when people use GD, but I do everything else.
quit your bitchin'
Christ was up on the cross the first night after being cricified when he
hears this meek little voice saying "oh lord, how may i ease your pain?".
Christ, being a crafty carpenter's sone says "Go get a hammer and a
ladder my son". The boy scurries away and a few minutes later returns
with a hammer and ladder. Christ says "Oh good, now, put the ladder up
here and pull this nail out." The boy looks around and quickly puts the
ladder up and climbs. He pulls the nail free and Jesus expresses his
gratitude and asks the boy to pull the other nail. The boy moves the
ladder to the other side, scurries up, and pulls the nail free. Christ's eyes
go wide as he falls forward yelling "THE FEET BOY, THE FEET!!!"