if u really wanna get beyond :drunk: to the point of :barf:... i'd suggest going to fridays, ordering a stoplight with a brake pedal... order it again... if you can make it past that... do it again pussay!
stoplight = jager, vodka, tequila(i think) stacked... take all three in succession
brake pedal = extra shot of (hard liq of choice) to finalize the taste
either that or just pour a shot of everclear into a very large glass and your good for the night
edit: ooooooooo and mind erasers too :P