One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I had told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada
infarct. :reechy: you'd think the woman would second guess what the doctor was saying if she really thought he said "internal fart"
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