when they cant mute their cell phone while they check to see who it is they called. im like, dood you have your phone now make it shut up.

or when they have the volume jacked up super high even when they have their cell phone right next to them.

theyre super fat and remind you of jabba the hut.

come over to talk to you about how their kid is so much better than the avg 1st grade student.

i could go on, but i'll stop. h: