as much as I would like to joke, I feel as though I should put a note of seriousness as well.

The APC seats are not a quality seat whatsoever, and I would NOT!! trust these seats in any form of accident. I would never put my life in the hands of a 99 dollar peice of shit seat made by a peice of shit company. If you are willing to strap yourself into something that cheap than maybe we can read all about it in the Darwin Awards later this year.