So I'm driving to a buddy of mine's party and as I'm approaching his apartment complex I notice a car following pretty closely behind me. I turn in, find a spot, park and start to get out. I then notice a cop pulls into the parking lot and weaves around, comes up right behind me and turns on his lights. I'm thinking "what the fuck did I do now?".


Cop: "Good evening. Are you aware that your registration is expired?"

Me: "Uhh yeah. I actually failed DEQ and I'm in the process of getting a tune up so I can pass DEQ."

Cop: "Oh okay, great. We usually give 30 days before issuing any sort of ticket."

Me: "Cool. Yeah I should have it fixed by the end of next week."

Cop: "Can I see your ID please?

Me: "Sure"

Cop: "Have you been drinking tonight, son?"

Me: "Huh? No, not at all."

Cop: I noticed you crossed the white time twice, that's why I ask."

Me: "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Cop: "I noticed you cross the white line several times."

Me: "Okay?"

Cop: *radios in my ID number, waits, hands back my ID* "Okay, have a good night."

Me: "Man fuck you you mother fuckin' pig, I outta blast your mother fuckin' ass!"

Cop: "Yeah, you're a pimp, peace out homie."