Man's got to know his limits. I'm going to ask around and see if I can find a shop that will do the "on-the-car-brake-lathe" and see if my rotors can be turned. That should take care of it for a while.
The idea of turning the axle with the wheel down is a nice idea though. I'll give the lathe a shot, and if that fails, I'll start braking this thing down.
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