hahaha is that club skanky? There is this place I went to in NE PA called "Leave it to Beavers". It looked like a basement but the two notable things were:
1. The "Do not strangle the dancers" sign on the wall behind the stage
2. The old man who had a face full of 18 year old hick crotch saying "let me put on my reading glasses to get a better look."

I think I got an STD just sitting there.