You can buy a Transformer while sleepwalking...

So there I am clutching a Super Starscream, half asleep...then someone calls my name...

It's the mother of one of my god-kids. I haven't bumped into her for a few years. What are the odds?

Her: "It's so good to see you! I'm here buying a Christmas present for my son (4 years) Are you here buying Christmas Presents too?"

Me: <Pause> "Yeah...I'm buying some Christmas presents." h:

At least I found out that my god-kid is really into cars now. I know what to get him for Christmas.

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BTW: Every transformer should be as big as Super Starscream. This sucker is gigantic. I don't know where to put it.