I'm getting some tires that when I burn out they make red smoke. Yah! some toxic chemical in them...

On a darker side I got beat by a minivan today at a stoplight. I started revving my engine at the stoplight and the old woman driver looked over at me and smiled. The light turned green and I accidentally shifted to 3rd gear and my car started shaking like crazy and the minivan just calmly pulled away and my car was left in the dust shaking like crazy and then it finally stalled. Like 20 cars pulled around me blowing their horns and flicking me off.