Originally Posted by 94civicEX
You hate everything that's hype that you sell, but you consequently have
h:.
Buy a 20gb video
1. i dont hate ipods by any means. i just hate selling them to fucktards.
2. there is no 20gb video.
Originally Posted by Nelson
Anti-"anything that more than three people like which now makes it popular" - are you that man?
not at all. i hate the razr because its a piece of shit. i love ipods, im just tired of selling them to people who have no idea what they are or what they do.
customer: where are your ipods?
me: right in front of you
customer: oh, hahaha silly me, i dont know anything about these things. can you give me a lesson in ipods?
me: sure. they play fucking music you dumb bitch.
(okay not really, but thats what i wanna say)
me: [insert obligatory explanation of what an ipod is]
customer: okay. so whats the difference between ipod and mp3?
*this is where i pull out a flask of bleach and pour it down the customer's throat.
me: you mean mp3 PLAYER?
customer: um, sure. i guess.
me: mp3s are music files. both ipods and mp3 players play them. ipod is just apple's brand name. the main difference is that ipods have a huge aftermarket, and that non ipods play wma files, which are not supported by ipods.
customer: oh. well then why would i want an ipod?
me: because im sure your fucking spoiled 11 year old daughter who is screaming in your ear that she wants a black 4gb nano to put her hillary duff music on will have a hissy fit if she opens a creative/iriver/iaudio/sandisk/anything but an ipod and you will have to come back in on the 26th and try to exchange it, but we'll be sold out. just like we are now. here's a best buy gift card that we had made especially for this occaison. now get the fuck out of my face so i can repeat myself to another fucktard.
i need to get out of retail :a:
luckily i deal more with cell phones. i send all the peons to do the mp3 shit cuz i can do that.