Originally Posted by Wow Civic

So if Joe sent Sue a package of 12'' dildos for her birthday but Sue clearly told Joe she wanted 14'' dildos... Sue could write "RETURN TO SENDER" on the box and Joe would get charged $14.99 for the original postage route to Susan... and then another $14.99 for the route the package took back to him? But what if Joe put "Return to Sender" on the box again?? Would the Postage man return it back to Sue(because she is technically a sender also) or would he just give it back to Joe and tell him because he is the original sender he is the only sender in this situation? But couldn't Joe argue that since Sue sent the dildos back to him that she is also a sender? Then the postage man would have to cut the dildos and half and send 6 inch dildos to each of them? But because Joe is truly the owner of the dildos he intervenes and says NO Don't cut my dildos in half... i love them to much... just give them to her! And then the postage man, realizing that Joe is the true father, decides to not cut the dildos in half and instead he gives Joe all of the 12'' dildos?