Most guys want to jerk off on my toes but I decline that offer.

Mr. Fanatic may want this treatment because he just comes all up in here wanting to down me because my thread isn't worded new enough for him? What the fuck? Like he is the authority for the subject matter on these post? Maybe he should change his user name to Dictionary Fanatic because that fits better! Worse then that should I flash ID so he can make certain my age? Fuck you peach fuzz!!!