didnt you make a thread only yesterday complaining about alabama jokes?

ida hit that squirrel no question. as for the bitch, as soon as she got to my window, i woulda left the stop sign and had her standing in the road looking stupid.

i wouldnt hit a domesticated animal unless it repeatedly ran in front of me. story: my friend drove the same road every morning (like most of us do) every morning, a dog ran out in front of him at the same spot. one day, he was swerving to avoid this asshole repeat offender dog and put his car in the ditch. i woulda hit that bastard after the 2nd time