When my belly starts a rumblin/
and im jonesin for a treat/
I close my eyes for a big surprise/
The tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch/
I love the tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch/
The breast they grow on trees/
And streams of bacon ranch dressing/
Flows right up to your knees/
Theres tumbleweeds of bacon/
and cheddar paves the streets/
Folks dont fudge it cus you got the juice/
There's a train of ladies coming with a nice caboose/
Never get in trouble never need an excuse/
That's the tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch/
I love the tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch/
No one tells you to behave (Behave)/
Your wildest fantasies comes true/
dallas cheerleaders give you shaves/
Red onions make you laugh instead/
and french fries grow like weeds/
You get to vedge all day/
all the lotto tickets paid/
there's a king who wants you to have it your way/
thats the tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch.

Sorry i havent sung that song in a while...had to get it outta my system