I went to http://babelfish.altavista.com it failed to translate this from any language to english.

I attempted my own...

"U think u can faze me think again bitch im hotter then any of ur gf's and ur gf's mothers lol and no im not a leg humper first of all i got money bitches...."

I am crying out for attention. I also am very insecure and have to frequently remind myself that I think I am hot. I work at Walmart 50 hours a week & cash my checks at the Fast Cash and walk around with a wad of money till my bills come. Then its off to Wawa for some money orders.

"...a ricer yes i do and so dose my brother a LEXUS IS 300 bitches all hooked up so i got money i was jus wonderin what ya'll got to bring to the table oo what nuffin lol haha oo...."

I live vicariously through my brother. He completed some form of education and moved out of our parents house. Now he has a nicer car then i can ever hope to own with my communication skills.

"...i have 2 pitbulls and there is a STICKER on my back window of a pit so why dont u take ur lil dicks somewhere else..."

My only friends are my two pit bulls. I put a sticker of them on my window again screaming out for attention and acceptance. Please gentleman if you are under sized please don't try, it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

"...im sure there is better ppl out there who will talk to me like im a person cause Iam female dont mean shyt. i prob know more then any of u hahaha..."

The nice people i see never talk to me, maybe someday they will. I know more about jibberish then any of you.

"...i was just tryin to be friends wit u but i guess not oo and wait until i get my pics of me and my car and my 2 pits and ill get 1 my bros car up on here and then will see whos shyt is hotter.... piff what a joke..."

I need as many friends as I can get, so I have resorted to forums. I want people to supoort me from some where because no seems to be doing it here. I am sorry i am a Joke.


I will never understand people. This seems a bit out of place here on this site. I had fun with it though.