i was taking a respectable sized dump at home
toilet got clogged
i left the mess in there and washed my hands when the sink started to clog
before i knew it turds were coming out of the drain and immediately filled the sink and began spilling onto the floor
at this point i grab the plunger to plunge the sink
but as i take it off the floor turdy water comes out of the plunger
i freaked out and woke up