considering you need staples and a paperclip, I think we need a list of items that are within your surroundings.. Using the assumption thats its a college dorm room...

for the staple, rip the paper slightly and fold in a criss cross shape, interweave the paper so they have a pseudo staple.. for the paper clip.. uhh.. make a clamp out of beer bottle caps, using a rubber band as tension.. if its not available a condom should suffice.