This really does happen too. A couple of years ago I took the subway from Grand Central to Shea Stadium to see a Mets game. The train was packed with no room to move. At one of the stops all of a sudden you hear this lady start screaming a few feet from us and starts saying "That man toughed me with his penis". She then proceeded to run after him in the train station shouting this. It was very gross :ugh:












but also pretty funny :reechy: