Originally Posted by Hambone
You see that's where you're all wrong. Girls dig guys with lots of toys. They think "wow, he sure has a lot of toys. That means he has a HUGE penis :love: " And then they're all over you.
Fo reals? :yay:
I don't need to do that... I just need to bring up the fact that I wear a size 16 shoe, show them the gigantic size of my hands, and let their imaginations run wild :naughty: