Originally Posted by Epoch
For some reason, I don't trust that statement

Why do I feel like I'm going to spend a ridiculous amount of money on something that's only going to DECREASE my chances of hot sexxorz?

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You see that's where you're all wrong. Girls dig guys with lots of toys. They think "wow, he sure has a lot of toys. That means he has a HUGE penis :love: " And then they're all over you.