Last night at the bar these two chicks showed up in what looked like prom dresses, except for the plunging necklines. One of them had HUGE tits. I couldn't stop staring at them. Her friend who overall was hotter but didn't have as big jubblies had been hitting on me a little bit when that stupid "save a horse, ride a cowboy" song came on. My buddy told me he wanted to take a shot from between the big titty chick's tits. I felt like being an asshole so I told the hot dressed up chick who had been hitting on me, "hey, my buddy really wants to take a shot from between your friend's tits!" Nothing happened.

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