Originally Posted by TheOtherDave™

Three points of order:

1) Stick some punctuation into that heap of literary refuse. I'm not going to wade through a 550 word run-on sentence to decipher your story.

2) Running from the cops is absolute idiocy. Why the officers didn't arrest you on the spot, I'll never know.

3) Turn in your license and go back to riding the bus. It's a matter of public safety.