Maybe two years ago some moron in an old Volvo parked on in front of my driveway, blocking 2 roomates cars in. (one in the driveway one in the garage). It wasn't like parking on the street was full, there was plenty of room everywhere. If he'd pulled up maybe 20 feet he would've been fine. So my buddy and I go out there because he has to be somewhere and needs to get his car out.

We're about to call the cops to get them to tow the car, when my buddy yanks real hard on one of the rear doors, and to everyone's suprise, it pops open. We roll the car forward to unblock the driveway, but decide we have to do something to his car and can't just let him get away with it. We gather up a whole lotta trash from inside the house and load the interior up until there's no visible upholstery beneath the trash. The car was already a beater pos with a bunch of trash on the floorboards, so we didn't feel too bad.