Last night we got trashed at the pub with a gay couple (friends of friends) and were having a grand old time, and things got a little out of control and they started beating the shit out of eachother and braking dishes and stuff. It was pretty entertaining, although I got hurt a little. So they went their separate ways and I hung out with one of the dudes (the victim, more or less) the rest of the night... and holy hell was he a whiner. I always thought gay guys kinda had a good deal because they didn't have to deal with the emotionally-crippled irrational nonsense that women seem to bring with them everywhere, but this guy was a freaking mess. I seriously had to spend a solid 2 hours calming him down to the point that he could peice together a half-decent thought.

Anyways, that was my night... how's everybody doing?