About 3 weeks ago, at a gas station, this woman came up to me crying, saying that she has no money and she ran out of oil in car and she needs a few bucks. He engine was purring like a kitten, so I didn't think that it was out of oil... So I kinda peeped inside her car to see that dash, and the oil light wasn't on, not to mention she had a full tank of gas. I said "your oil light isn't on" and she starts crying harder.. by now I can tell that she's fake crying... she says "come on... i'll suck yo diiieck, whaa whaaaaaaa" and I got in my car and drove off. :ugh:

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