I get to manage a garage sale h:

it starts at 8am (which was posted in all daily newspapers) and so far I have had 9 customers.(note: its 7:36 typing this )

It's amazing how something like this makes you realize you could NEVER work in public relations job of any kind, I have despised every single one of these people

To those that have seen the movie Ghost World, i'm acting like her


"How much for this dress?"
"50 dollars."
"Why? It says a dollar."
"I lost my virginity in that dress, besides it'd look ugly on you anyway."