I called AIG today cuz these aholes have been bugging me to get a quote. Going through the normal crap and then the guy is like are your cars all stored at that address?

No. I have some race cars stored at another facility.

I didnt tell him what they are, and most of my vehicles are unregistered or uninsured since theyre not driven on the road right now. Several are under major repair.

He says unfortunately right now we are not going to be able to offer you a policy as you have several unregistered race vehicles. I told him no that's nonsense, theyre trailered to events and never see road, (thats bs but they arent going anywhere right now). He says sorry. I said gimme your manager.

So i hash it out with her shes like you disclosed you had more than 2 unregistered vehicles. I said BS i never said how many I have, and they dont have VINs so they cant be registered. Im so full of shit right now i just want to play with them. I said they might as well be sheds, or bicycles or sandwiches...theyre unregistered, they arent driven, and theyre not on the road. She says too bad. I said then take me off all these lists and why are you sending me this crap when im not eligible. Dont ask me to buy a product if Im not "allowed."

ooh i hate insurance companies so much.