Here's an wned: story to pass the time.

Last weekend was my friend's nephew's first birthday party. They have a pool. So we were chillin by the pool... and my friend was standing at the ladder. I decide in my smartass way that I'm gonna sneak up on her, by pretending to push her into the pool, but stopping her before she goes in. So.... I start runing, forgetting that they have that astroturf stuff near the pool. Yeah, right as I'm about to stop for the scare, my body keeps going, and I drop-slide into her. Actually almost knocking her in.


insta-karma.


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