How about this..Instead of beating the shit out of him since your worried about the law.
Why not just get 1lb. of sugar and drop it in his gas tank.

You know those redneck trucks dont have a lock for their gas tank.
It aint worth 90 bucks to beat the crap out of him.
Just do the same to him cause trust me that will DEFINITELY fuck up his truck.

Plus, your helping out the neighborhood of that noise pollution.