So my roomie works at a big cat rescue place, and he cleans their habitats, feeds them, etc... Today he came home and took off his shirt and showed me all sorts of scratches on his back/shoulders/neck.... turns out a 150lb leopard jumped him and clawed him up a bit. (he's a little guy, probably around 140).

I told him he should hope the wounds scar up real bad so he can tell chicks "hey baby, lemme show you the scars from when I got attacked by a fierce leopard."