Reminds me of a story. I was driving with my sister and brother-in-law and we were on a highway with lights near our house. Well my sister was finished with her apple and wanted my brother-in-law to throw it out his window cause his side of the car was wooded. However, my brother-in-law is a cop and there are FOP tags on the car. So m reluctantly he does it, and it lands in the woods. Well some guy behind him pulls up on my sisters side at the next light and starts to lecture about how he should be a better model. So in a snide, sarcastic tone, my brother-in-law fires back "well maybe you should be wearing your seatbelt"