My brother was telling us how his friend's brother went out with my mom's friend's daughter for a few years. A few years ago.

That's great but here's the background:

A few years ago my cousin got divorced. She wasn't a good wife, and she used to go out to bars every night and leave her husband home.

One day my mom was getting her hair did and her hair didder (her friend from the first statement) told her about how her daughters boyfriend was caught at the local gas station, in which he worked, getting a blowjob on the security camera. So that ended that relationship.

And it just so happened this occured around the same time my cuzzy's marriage was on the rocks.

And then my other cousin worked with my mom's friend's daughter (the one that just broke up with man slut). And they started a yelling match at work, and my aunt said this to my mom thinking she could make the story into how her daughter is great and the other girl was just a bitch. But my mom kept her mouth shut and didn't say that the real reason was because....

MY COUSIN GAVE A BLOW JOB TO THE FUGGER AT AEROMART AND THAT'S WHY THEY BROKE UP AND THAT'S WHY SHE WASN'T PEACHY WITH MY OTHER COUSIN.

So that made a great dinner conversation....