I get deja vu all the time, then when the actual event I remembered having comes to pass I don't recognize it until long after. Rendering the effect totally useless. Also one time I was using a quija board with some friends after watching Night of the Living Dead, then we talked to satan and a kitchen fire spontaneously erupted and filled his kitchen and living room (where we were) with smoke.

Also one time, I left on a plane trip. I left on Monday, then I returned on the previous Friday. So I still had the weekend. Also I witnessed 6,000 ants dressed up as rice rob a chinese resturant. Then one time I played poker with some friends using tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died. One day I got up and everything in my house was stolen then replaced with an exact replica.