where you work, fawker... I'm a go in and ask for water all day :rofl:

But yeah... back in the day I shoplifted from the local supermarket once or twice. I even filled a cart halfway with chips and sodas and strolled out with a couple of my buddies. A couple of the bagboys knew and joked about it with us. I, having recently watched Patriot Games or Clear and Present Danger, said "I have no recollection of that"

But then I realized that the kids who got me into it were losers who only had shitty grades and were going nowhere, saw their dad and realized he went nowhere. So I stopped doing that shit and went legit. Now I haven't even asked for a free cup at food joints