WOW....asshole....no dice...
So I was walking out of class with my friend, and out into the parking lot....and this guy holds the door open for her, and slams it on me.
I was just like you fucking asshole. And of course she wasn't impressed by this. So we laughed for about 5 minutes at the doorway because he was a turd, and ugly, and well...a turd. lol
then we went to dairy queen and I had a brownie batter bluzzard. num!
the end.