Yes I still have the same car you guys forgot to mention that now I am:
A: An Alcoholic, even now I'm fuggin drunk.
B: Now I'm a smoker (calms me down)
C: I lost about 10 pounds but I'm still over weight. I weigh exactly 190 pounds
D: I suck with women still and haven't had a real girlfriend since 2001
E: Yes I did fail the popo test, twice.
F: I still can't spell there and their correctly
G: Yes, I do suck at life.
H. Do I want your pitty? Hell No
I: I take pitty on myself.
J: I'm a looser and I'm trying to cope with it.
k: I'm going to hell
L: About the crush thing, I've liked the same girl now for about a year and a half and no I will never ask her out because she's way better then I am and she deserves better then me.
Yes I'm a looser and I admit it. I'm not perfect and never will be.
Yes I've had lots of cars but have made an ok profit on most of them.

Yes my former names were:
B18c5crx
Chulpamiverga really spelled chupamiverga
kingpin
Now Currently Calilude

How can I be a cuddle bitch if I don't have a girlfriend?