it's the show where the one slut tries to find another slut out of about 5

if he/she/it doesn't like the person she moves on. Kind of like musical chairs.

And it doesn't help that everybody that was ever on this show is butt ass ugly. People watch MTV so that they can watch ugly people date. Right. I can do that at Mighty Taco.

And the line...I want the line named after me. Since I'm pretty useless and the line is useless we can all be useless together, yeah!