Originally Posted by DamnAccord

Ex calls me up(we talk once in a while) and we chat for a bit. She asks if I was still with the same woman. I said, 'yup'. She says, 'darn, if you were single we can do it'. I didn't say a word for about a minute. Then I asked, 'uh, why me?'. She said, 'she was horny but would only do it with someone she can 'trust'. I said, sorry and she said, 'oh well, I still have my vibrator'. Then I said, 'you still have that thing?! Anyway, lets go eat. So I pick her up and we grab a bite and I took her home.