Sebass:Yo dude
Jae: sup man its like 130am
Sebass:Im drunk
Sebass: Im lookin at 2 fine asses right now
Jae: O werd who
Sebass: Massage girl and ashley
Jae: O ight thats cool
Sebass: Yea ashley is the one you wanna holla at
Jae: what the hell you talkin bout
Jae: (plays along with it) Yea the one i wanna pork
Sebass: Say hi
Drunk women: OMGHI2U2!!!!111
Jae: yizzo
Sebass: Guess what dude i move my General managers wife tomorrow i hope shes hot
Jae: Dude its ya general managers wife.....
Sebass: Guess what i move my GM's wife tomorrow up and down up and down
Jae: Dude your wasted and im so posting this :rofl: :rofl:
Sebass: Aight dude tell deek his artistic pose makes me hawt and i'll ttyl
Jae: :rofl: Aight man.....1
Sebass: Late

Why do drunk people call me :rofl: and why does he wanna pork his GMs wife lol