Originally Posted by redgoober4life
It looks like an oversized Toyota Matrix.
But people will buy it because it's an audi, and they will make some serious ads with a solemn guy announcing how its quattro all wheel drive sends power to all the wheels and grip the pavement of the shopping mall, and at the same time how it's over clustereted multifunctiong dashboard will be able to keep your mind away from the grocery shopping, highway congestion and enjoy the music, preferrably with an opposite sex on your side. And the high sitting will make you forget that you have a burnt out tail light.
And so on.