Everyday at work I get at least 2-3 calls from telemarketers or people asking for Mary McCullum and I don't know why. Nobody else gets these calls and I've tried in the past to get them to remove me from their list and tell them that they are calling a business. Anywho..after months of doing that and calls that never stop coming in, I decided to have fun lately.

Indian Telemarketer: Hello? May I speak to Mrs. McCullum?
Me: Ummmmm.................Sure. Hang on a minute I'll go get her.
Indian Telemarketer: Sure.
Me: <Turns speakers up and busts out Judge Judy Soundboard> :rick:
Judge Judy: Hellllloooooooooo?!
Indian Telemarketer: Hi. Mrs McCullum. I was calling today to speak to you about your home mortgage.
Judge Judy: Yessssssssss.
Indian Telemarketer: Okay. And I understand you are currently paying 15% is that correct?
Judge Judy: Yesssssssss.
Indian Telemarketer: Okay. What would you say if I could lower that rate for you?
Judge Judy: What's wrong with your driving record?
Indian Telemarketer: :thinking: Excuse me?
Judge Judy: I'm speaking.
Indian Telemarketer: Hello...Mrs McCullum.
Judge Judy: That's bologni! It doesn't make sense!
Indian Telemarketer: Okay, I will try calling you back at another time to speak about this. Thank you. <click>

:chuckles: