When I was 12 yrs old The FBI came to my house looking for someone.
They were banging on my door but they wouldnt identify themselves through the peep hole on the door as police. I didnt see badges or anything so I called 911.

Eventually they broke down my front door and started searching my house.
At the end they broke into the wrong house. The person they were looking for gave a fake address ( My address ).

I called 911 and they showed up about 1 hour after the FBI left.
The first thing out of one of the officers mouth was..

" Do you have a garbage can"
They showed up with their lunches to investigate the call.

Like Napolean Dynamite would say:
Fricken idiot!!

Ohh btw...they did pay for a new door.