I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
The best they grow on trees
And the streams of bacon ranch dressing
Flow right up to your knees
There's tumbleweeds of bacon
And cheddar paves the streets
You get to veg all day
All the lotto tickets pay
There's a king who wants you
To have it your way
That's the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
The Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch