I got one...

I had three chicks in the back of my Prelude, and my bro in front. We were on our way to Athens GA (party town because of the University of GA) and we had just :bandito: like damn.
And this cop rides my arse through six different speed zones, in which I followed the speed limit as close as a :bandito: possibly could.
All I could think about what it would look like if all five of us went to a backwoods county jail, and what my Dad would've said...... I was 16 at the time and scared sh!tless of my old man, but it didn't stop me from teh :bandito: