UPDATE

Sheriff found the car at about 4:30 am way north of the city on a dead end farm road, appears to be in tact minus:

16" Focal R3 Rims
Bridgestone 205/50/16 RE730 tires
37820-P13-900 ECU
2 Pinoeer 12" Subs / sealed box
Rockford Fosgate 120aII amp
Pioneer Premeir DHP720 head unit
AEM shortram intake tube / filter
Neuspeed oil cap
optima red top battery
~15 CDs
broken ignition
AND my school notebook (with notes and poems. what the ****?)

They decided to leave behind:

engine
350 dollar Oakleys
lights
front speakers
suspension
koni adjusting knob
atlas
jumper cables
university parking pass ($90!)
a textbook
AND their own jack (idiots, too low to pull it out!)

So. Yeah. I don't know what to think. I'm leaving it sitting until I can get to a junkyard and get some cheapo rims so I can at least have it properly pulled onto a flatbed. Then I suppose it's inspect, drain flush, repair, replace and try again. My guesstimate is 2 months and probably 2500 dollars, depending. If no suspension parts are damaged, I'll be thankful.

I can't believe someone would steal my car...and not steal my sunglasses. What a bunch of mother****ing retards. I forgive them, but geesh.

seriously.

THANK YOU guys for your support and being willing to look out. Keep an eye out for any of those stolen items coming out of the Missouri area. I really hope none of you have to ever deal with this shit.