On behalf of the HAN community, I’d like to extend my condolences and apologies on how terrible it is that the car your daddy bought for you is an automatic. I don’t know how you go on living with such a horrible and traumatizing experience. My suggestion to you in your quest to trick people into thinking that you have a manual is to put your shifter in neutral at a stop light, rev it to its maximum neutral speed (4500 RPM) and then put it into D4 when the light turns green. Not only will your car launch much faster, people will think that you’re dropping the clutch just like a race car driver! Girls from miles around will flock to your car now that they think you have a manual transmission.