This girl from work is turning 21 tomorrow. She's having a party at her place tonight until midnite and then doing the typical 21st bday bar crawl. I'm invited.

Problem is I'm kinda sick. I been hocking up bigass loogies all day. It's gross. I've been using lotsa nose spray, I had pho for lunch with a whole buncha sriracha hot sauce in it, I been taking sudafed. And yet I'm still sniffly and hocking up loogies.

On the one hand I feel rather much like crap and don't have much complusion to go out tonight. On the other hand, fulfilling a social obligation such as this would most likely be to my benefit at some point in the future.

You know what to do kids, pick what I should do like a choose your own adventure book.